I recently lost a much-beloved (and much-$$$) pair of Theory sunglasses. After searching and searching for them, I finally resigned myself to the idea that they were gone. Forever 21, which I try to avoid, had a shockingly similar pair–I tried to talk myself out of buying them, but I’ve relied so much on the Theory pair (they look good with everything! Honest!) that I caved.

So I go home, and put them wear I keep sunglasses. While I’m doing so, a sunglass case topples off the surface, out of sight. I reach down to get them and . . .

. . . see that the Theory pair has been hiding behind the neighboring shelves for the past week.

D’oh. And Forever 21 doesn’t even do returns. Double d’oh.